Bright Comments

Some of the quotes taken from job performance reviews. Check out which one fits yours.

• He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
• This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
• A room temperature IQ.
• A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
• Bright as Alaska in December.
• One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
• Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it.
• He's so dense, light bends around him.
• If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund.
• If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll get change.
• It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
• One neuron short of a synapse.
• Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
• Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.