Contestant's Confusion
Two friends Balwinder Bitta and Satwinder Bitta drove to a gas station in Ludhiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant. "How do we enter ?" asked Balwinder.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex".
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the Balwinder.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two friends returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, Satwinder asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex".
"2," said the Satwinder.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again".
As they walked back to the car, Satwinder said to the Balwinder, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," replied Balwinder. "My wife won twice last week."
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant. "How do we enter ?" asked Balwinder.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex".
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the Balwinder.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two friends returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, Satwinder asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex".
"2," said the Satwinder.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again".
As they walked back to the car, Satwinder said to the Balwinder, "You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," replied Balwinder. "My wife won twice last week."
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