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Corporate Lesson 2

A priest was  driving along and saw a nun on the  side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift  which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,  forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.  The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.  After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his  hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and  immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"  The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.  He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he  was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.  Further on while changing gear, he let his hand  slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm  129?"
Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but  the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a  meaningful glance and went on her  way. On his  arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve  a bible and looked up psalm 129.  It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will  find glory."
 
 MORAL:  Always be well informed in your job, or you might  miss a great opportunity! 

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