Girls - The wonder word

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

 

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

 

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

 

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

 

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

 

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

 

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

 

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one men's tactics for seduction

 

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

 

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

 

---that's A GIRL!