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Golfing Couple

A couple was golfing one day on an exclusive golfcourse lined withmillion-dollar houses. Off the third tee, the wife hit the ball rightthrough the window of the biggest house on the course. Embarrassed, theyranup to the house and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in."Entering the house, they saw glass all over the floor, a broken bottlelyingin the foyer, and a man sitting on the couch.
"Are you the people who broke my window?" he asked.
"Yes we are, but we're very sorry!" the husband said.
"Actually I wanted to thank you." The man replied. "I'm a genie who wastrapped for a thousand years inside that bottle you broke. Since you'vereleased me, I'm allowed to grant two wishes - one for you and one formyself."
"Wow!"
the husband replied. "In that case, I want a million dollars ayearfor the rest of my life."
"Granted."
The genie told him. "Now for my wish...I've been trapped inthatbottle, and without a woman, for a thousand years, so my wish is tosleepwith your wife."
The husband looked at his wife, then shrugged. "Well, we did get a lotofmoney, so I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for hours. When theywerefinally done, he rolled over, looked at the wife, and asked, "How old is your husband?"
"Thirty-five"
she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"

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