Ingredients

Santa happened to participate in a competition,  which was about writing the shortest story. The  organizers had put a condition  that a story must have four ingredients viz.  religion,sex, suspense and mystery.

 

Santa's turn came after many attempts by others.  Santa gave a story, which was just one sentence  and  read :

"Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".

 

Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji  whether it contained all the four ingredients !!

 

Santa replied affirmatively and gave his  explanation as below:
Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of  the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father ??

 

Santa was declared the winner for writing the Shortest story !