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Sunday

Innocent mistakes

Santa Singh was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport  size photograph of his son (for college admission).  Accidentally, the  photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it  frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus.  Politely, he asked the sari clad female, standing in front  of him, "Can you lift that sari? I wanna take a photograph"  The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted  in a hospital.  He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still  worse condition
 
 Banta started to explain his "Adventure".
 
 He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of  intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time.  He had missed the last  bus from that place. He couldn't find any  Hotel.
 
 So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay  there for the night. The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters.  Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
 He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the  night. The Owner replied, "I have  3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't  allow you to stay".
 He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked," Do  you have "grown up" daughters?".  The Owner asked, "WHY?????????" Banta  replied," I wanted to stay here for a night..... "

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