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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's  birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful  consideration, he decided a pair of  gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal.  Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom  and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties  for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the  sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without  checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his  sweetheart with the following note:   
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of  wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your  sister, I would have chosen the  long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to  remove.  "These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me  the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were  hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.  "I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt  other hands will  come in contact with them before I have a chance to  see you again.  "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before  putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.  "Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I  hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

- love.    
"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur  showing."  
 

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