Women Glossary

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to  describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.   

FIVE MINUTES   
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the  trash, so it's an even trade.  

NOTHING  
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of  wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
  
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )  
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" 
  
LOUD SIGH  
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you  are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" 
 
THAT'S OKAY   
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think  long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine"  and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."