Easy Way
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.All of the sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish" The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of thelogistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and could understand women, I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of thelogistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and could understand women, I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
2 Comments:
A man was walking down to his office and thinking abut his wife.....why she always says...im tooo busy...things tired me up..i think she makes up things .....looked at sky and ask god:is it really so???or u can prove mw that??...
god asnwered..ok!!do one thing....i'll chnage ur spirit for one full day...n u see it by ur self....soooooo...his spirit is in his wife's body by the end of the same day.....
next day morning....work started....breakfast for kids...for ur hasband...then cleaning....household work...n then shopping for kitchen...n then lunch for kids....n then some more household work...n then dinner n by evening....she(HE) was tired...n said to god...plzzz my work was far better...please convert me back to what i was....
u know what god answered....NO!!!u have to wait for another 9 months...u got pragnent last night....
Moral of the story:::household work was smaller than what she(HE) has to face for next 9 months...n guys says....SHE DOES NOTHING!!!!!
I hope now u understand woman better.....
all the best....
By arpanjot.com, at 11:22 PM
see, he tried to understand the woman and landed himself in trouble. That's why I call God a wise man. BTW peace! No gender feeling here, its just for fun!
By msk, at 8:51 AM
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